This Smoke Who's A Professional Dick Pic Photographer Is A Whack Job

(Source) — Professional dick pic photographer Soraya Doolbaz is featured in a new video from the New York Post explaining how her idea to dress up penises in little costumes and take photos of them took on a life of its own. The New York-based photographer says that when she was single, she used to get a ton of dick pics and “some dick pics were better than the other ones.” This gave her the idea to start collecting doll costumes as a way to create a personality for the penises and photograph them. Doolbaz says once she started the project, more and more women started offering their boyfriends for the shoot and “obviously the [girlfriend] would fluff,” (which makes sense because I’m not sure flaccid penises wear tiny suits well, but who knows).

I’ve never been more confused than I am right now. I’ve spent an unusual amount of time (roughly three minutes) thinking about this blog and I still can’t decide what’s what. Is taking pictures of cocks wearing clothes the craziest, saddest thing I’ve ever heard? Yeah, I think it is. I think it’s sadder that a woman obsessed with her cat who knits its own clothes. But I think it kind of works? Like you have to be a good crazy for this, I think? If you’re this passionate about penises then you have to really love them, right? Soraya Doolbaz might be a little whacko but I’ve got nothing but respect for a woman with this kind of passion for dick.