So It Appears As Though Charlie Whitehurst Is Dating Jewel, Also Still Hasn't Gotten Out Of His Sex Clothes

CHARLIE! You Dog you. That’s Jewel man. Jewel is all time. Why? Because she can do this.

And a chick that can sing like that is not shy in the bedroom, guaranteed. She’s in touch with her mind body and soul. Like these two may not be the hottest couple, they’re certainly not the most  famous, but they very well could have the best sex. Clipboard Jesus and Jewel. Probably rented a cabin up in Montana. Charlie sitting in his hipster hat and flowing hair.

Jewel with a guitar by the fire. Candles everywhere. Shit getting weird, orifices being explored, just an awesome awesome time. Fucking Clipboard Jesus, dude is a lifetime backup Quarterback who sucks at football, makes millions, and has sex with Jewel. Only in America.