Chick Bites Her Husband's Face After Dispute Over Hillary Duff - Daily Mail
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Kentucky – In December, sheriff’s deputies arrested Brandi Lester after police say she bit her husband’s face. Deputies told us Lester and her husband were arguing over whether Hilary Duff was the actress on their TV. Tuesday, her husband, Ethan Lester, said his wife is not a violent person and the whole thing is a misunderstanding. Ethan Lester does not dispute the fact that him and his wife had a disagreement about Hilary Duff, what he does dispute is why he called police for help. [Ethan] Lester says he feared for his wife’s well being, not his own. “The 911 call states that I was afraid she would hurt herself” says Lester. When sheriff’s deputies arrived on scene and heard what happened they decided to take Brandi Lester to jail. Lester does not believe that should have happened, saying his wife is not a criminal or violent. He blames hard times for the dispute’s escalation. “Me and my wife have of course been on edge as most families are around the holidays and stuff” Lester adds, I’m unemployed and looking for work. I guess it just took one simple, one simple misunderstanding”.
How about this cat Lester just letting his wife off the hook for biting his fucking face? If my wife bites my face for any reason – let alone Hillary Duff – I am holding that over her head for eternity. Thats the ultimate trump card. There’s no coming back from “remember when you bit me in the fucking face because you didnt know who Hillary Duff was?” You can get out of the doghouse with that line for absolutely anything. Stay out too late with the boys, you bit my face. Get caught cheating, you bit my face. Anything she’s throwing at you – you bit my fucking face babe! Cant let golden opportunities like that slip by. Capitalize on that, and capitalize on it as long as you possibly can.
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