Sly Takes Down A Golden Globe For His Role In Creed And You're Damn Right I'm Counting It As A Championship For Philly

If you don’t like it, tough tits. We gotta take our wins when we can. When’s the time and date for the parade? If Mo’Ne Davis and her little Taney Dragons get a bullshit celebration down Broad St. for finishing in 4th place then Sly deserves his fiesta, too. And yes this victory is being delared assuming Stallone also takes down the Oscar, which is a damn near certainty. If you haven’t seen Creed yet then stop being lazy and start being an American. Stallone KILLS it as Rocky. Not the Commie killing, robot owning, sauced up and sexually repressed Rock we all know and love, but as the true Rocky Balboa from the original film. He brought shit back to basics and made the character real again. And tbh I’m shocked the movie itself isn’t getting any more play during pointless awards season. I just hope I didn’t jinx Michael B. Jordan and the gang when they were at the Art Museum. I very well could have mushed him on the spot with this embarrassing performance. #ClearEyesFullStrokeILose.