Bieber Gets Kicked Out of Ancient Mexican Ruins For Trying To Climb Them....Promptly Moons All Of Mexico
Sorry for Partying
CBC - It seems Justin Bieber still has some growing up to do, with the Canadian pop star ejected from a historical site in Mexico’s Maya Riviera after attempting to climb onto fenced-off ruins. The 21-year-old Stratford, Ont., singer, who has been visiting the region this week, stopped by the popular ruins of Tulum, an ancient Mayan port city located nearly 130 kilometres south of Cancun, on Thursday. His security team got into a shouting match with site authorities after Bieber attempted to climb some of the ancient structures — which are cordoned off from the public and clearly marked as off-limits, National Institute of Anthropology and History director Adriana Velazquez, whose group is responsible for managing Mexico’s archeological sites, told local media. Site guards told local media Bieber was also asked to leave after he pulled down his underpants.
The BALLS on Mexico! Honestly you know what the best thing to happen to the Mexican ruins in the last 1000 years is? Biebs trying to climb them. Like hey Mexico maybe everybody wouldn’t be afraid to visit because of all your drug lords and Donald Trump wouldn’t be trying to build a wall around your entire country and make you pay for it yourselves if you even knew a tiny bit about marketing. Seriously do you know how many little girls and balding bloggers would rush to the Maya Riviera to climb the same ruins that Bieber climbed? Tourism through the freaking roof! Suddenly nobody cares about the big bad Cartel anymore. Suddenly Mexico is the country with the quirky ruins that Bieber loves. Get a grip. Tha’s why Bieber mooned you. That’s why he dropped his monster hog on you. To tell you to wake up and take a marking lesson once in your life. Guy tries to help you and this is the thanks he gets? I can’t wait to hear Trump rip Mexico a new asshole for this.
PS – It sucks this picture is fake. I may make a shirt of Bieber wearing the fake Billy Manziel shirt anyway. Talk about worlds colliding.