To Cap Off a Great Week, It Turns Out Damon Dice Is Both a Hardcore Pornstar And Stoolie Who Shouts "YOU LIKE THAT!" During Shoots

What a way to end the week, you guys. What a way. Though I’m disappointed Damon isn’t into 90’s rock (I mean really, who hates the Goo Goo Dolls and New Found Glory?!), it’s amazing to see one of you savages rise up and become an LA porn star. A billionaire invested in David Portnoy and a stoolie fucks hot chicks for money, what a time to be alive. Never say never, kids. Shoot for you dreams. If it turns out he’s a commenter I won’t even know up from down and yes from no. He DM’d me saying he’d shoot me an email after his shoot with Dillon Harper today. WATTBA indeed.

We have here a kid from Maryland, big Skins fan, now having sex with hot chicks. I mean if you take out the last part, I’m basically him right?

God bless Damon Dice, God bless Barstool, and God bless the United States of America.