Australian Dude Draws A Penis For His Signature

 

The Age - Jared Hyams’ signature started as a joke. Suspecting that no one at the Australian Electoral Commission would scrutinise the application to change his address, he scribbled a caricature of a penis in the box that asked for a signature. “I thought it would be a laugh; they would approve it and next year I would sign something different,” the 33-year-old said.  “But when I did this signature all of a sudden the shit hit the fan. I was receiving letters and phone calls telling me I couldn’t have it. I thought, that’s interesting, why not?” And so began a five year battle with state and federal government agencies over the question of what constitutes a legitimate signature. The phallic symbol Mr Hyams illustrated with the finesse of a bored schoolboy was also the catalyst for starting the law degree he is due to complete this year. “It sparked something in me,” he said. “I didn’t understand if these people were offended or had taken it personally.” Mr Hyams decided to officially adopt the penis-shaped signature as his own and set about applying for a passport, drivers’ licence and proof of age card. But the Blackburn South man soon found that bureaucrats did not share his amusement for his little doodle.

Absolutely love this dude who wants a cock cartoon as his signature simply out of spite. Classic move. Just sticking it to the uptight losers of this world. I bet the Jamie Ogrady’s and the Jesse Specter of the world are just FURIOUS that this dude draws a dick instead of writes his name. Up at night staring at the ceiling just like “We CANNOT let this man have a penis autograph!”

Who fucking cares. This dude wants to draw a dick and some hairy balls as his signature, let him do it. He wants a literal John Han-cock, more power to him. Only thing is he’s just asking for identity fraud. Because everybody draws dicks. Like watch this:

 

Bam. Just stole your identity bro. So I respect your right to have a sweet ass dick signature, but I’m just looking out for you. Its not the safest idea.

PS – Dude kind of draws a weird dick, no? Why does he have like dual heads? Looks like a hot dog split in half cooking on the grill.