Ron Hextall Pulled Off The Impossible And Managed To Find A Sucker To Trade For Vincent Lecavalier (And Luke Schenn)

Sexy Hexy you magnificent bastard! You did it! I don’t know how you did it, but you did it! Tastykakes for all!!!

Vincent Lecavlalier can take his under-performed, bloated, brainless, dickless, hopeless contract to the Kings and be the superstar on the 4th line. I’m sure Jordie will have more later – In fact, I couldn’t care less what the details are of this dish. The most expensive healthy scratch in Flyers history is off the books, and we shouldn’t be happier. Well, that is until Lecavalier magically regains his TB form that killed Philly for all those years out in LA. Might as well book the Kings for their 3rd cup in recent memory. These things tend to happen more times than not. But until then, SEXY HEXY AND TASTYKAKES FOR ALL! Or just Hextall assaulting the piss out of his victims on the ice. Just as good. GET EM HEXY.

UPDATE: Gooddddbbyyyyeeee Luke Schenn, as well. Everything is off the books at the end of the season for both of them so yet another win for the good guys.