Time To Stomp All Over Rex Ryan and The Hillbillies Of Bills Mafia

Its been a fantastic holiday season. Since Thanksgiving its been nothing but holiday cheer and New York Jets wins. And now as we ring in the New Year, there’s one last gift under the Christmas tree. Its scrawny Rex Ryan and the degenerate inbreds of Bills Mafia as the sacrificial lamb to send the Jets to the playoffs. Fitzmagic getting to stick it to his old team, the Jets getting to stick it to their old coach, and a chance to finish this season on a 6 game winning streak and head into the postseason as one of the hottest teams in football.

This will not be over quickly, Bills Mafia. You will not enjoy this. This isnt Big Cat and the Bears coming to play nicey. Youre about to be stomped out. Todd Bowles is about to put Skinny Rex through a table. Gonna be such a long, depressing afternoon for you guys, you wont even be able to get your dicks hard to bang your sister in the parking lot.

See you in the playoffs.

PS – If the Jets lose I’m killing myself. I took out a good enough life insurance policy for the kid.