The Internet Is Sending Thoughts And Prayers To This Dog With A Slice Of Ham On His Face - Mailtime

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118,000 goddam idiots sending Ts and Ps to a dog with ham on his face:

 

Unreal. Big blow for the Thoughts and Prayers Crowd. Straight up WASTING your thoughts and your prayers on a prank. Now all the other tragedies dont have your Ts and Ps helping them because you filled up your quota. IDIOTS!

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