Mike Francesa Breaks Down Star Wars

Classic. How is it fowah? HOW CAN IT BE FOWAH? Fowah what? Books? Episodes?

Hilarious job by Francesa. Its all true too. We’re basically just talking about a story inside of George Lucas’ head. His first three stories sucked so he just started in the middle and then decided to go back and make them anyway to make a bazillion dollars regardless. Its always all been overcomplicated for no reason. Just call them prequels. We dont need all the numbers out of order.

I didnt need 10 minutes of air time today to tell me that Francesa didnt like Stah Waws. I could have told you that no problem. No CHANCE Mike likes all that intergalactic sci fi shit. Theres like 7 things Mike likes in this world and thats it:

JFK, horses, Mickey Mantle, his snowblower, Brandon Inge, Bronson Arroyo, and the Mink Man.

Thats it. Certainly not gonna talk about magical warriors from outer space.

Monz! May da fawce be with you. I dont need the fawce, ok? When you’ve been sittin in this seat for 25 yeahs, you dont need metaphysical power.

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PS – Watching Pearl Harbor over Independence Day is patently ridiculous, OK?