I’m Debating Getting In the Cologne Game Again

 

 

So this came up yesterday in conversation. My wife’s cousin said he was thinking about buying cologne. At first I was gonna make fun of him and tell him only middle school kids wear cologne. (Drakkar Noir 4 Lyfe) But then I started thinking about it and I think now I want to get in the cologne game. Like I think my life has come full circle. I think you wear cologne in middle school , take a break for 15-20 years and then when you become an business executive you start wearing it again as a sign of power. But I can’t wear any old cologne. It’s got to be really expensive and exotic. Something that peasants would never be able to get their hands on. Something reserved for only the most moguly of moguls. Like the sweet nectar extract of an exotic bird that is on the endangered species list and is infused with the raw honey of a Malaysian bumble bee. That’s the type of cologne I’m in the market for. Just got to find it now.

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