Biebers “Love Yourself “ May Be The Song of His Career And of Our Generation

SELENA IS DEAD! SHE’S DEAD! BIEBS TORE HER EYEBALLS OUT! STOP THE FIGHT! SELENA HAS A FAMILY! SHE HAS LUPUS! STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THERE IS NO COMING BACK FROM THIS! SHE’S DEAD!
Seriously “my momma don’t like you and she likes everyone” is the most viscous lyric of all time. Of all time! And to deliver it with such slick harmony? Dang son! Even Meek Mill is like “NO HE DIDN’T!” (I still really don’t know who Meek Mill is, but I think that analogy made sense) Just a savage beating. And I love how people are saying this isn’t about Selena. GROW UP! Of course it’s about Selena! Who do you think it’s about Yo Ventura? Get out of here. He just devastated Selena. Even if they wanted to get married and fulfill my fantasies they can’t now. Not after Biebs said his mom hates her. That’s a deal breaker.

On a serious note though this song is fire! The only part that sucked was that it was too short. But the whole damn album is fire. Just one hit after another. People said there would never be another Timberlake. Folks we got another Timberlake. This record is FutureSex/LoveSounds good. Instant classic. If the Biebs hasn’t made you a Belieber yet than you just hate life and music and don’t want to admit I was right about everything I’ve ever said about Bieber from the jump.