I’m Stunned At How Many People Don’t Seem To Understand the Concept of Chinese Chicken Fingers

 

 

 

 

So yesterday I was so disgusted by having to watch the Redskins that I decided I deserved a present. So naturally I ordered a ton of Chinese Food for myself. Well I was stunned at how many people started chirping me about ordering chicken fingers.

 

 

 

Honestly tweets like these make me wonder why I’ve dedicated my life getting rich to entertaining you morons. I mean are Stoolies this fucking dumb? Listen Chicken Fingers are one of the most common and popular Chinese Food appetizers of all time. Spare ribs, chicken fingers, crab rangoons. It’s in every single Pu Pu platter you can get. Yet somehow I got people calling me a child and confusing it with Sweet N Sour chicken. Motherfuckers it’s not even close! I don’t like Sweet N Sour chicken. The sauce is too strong for me. Honestly the complete disrespect for chicken fingers made me want to quit blogging. Don’t talk shit you know nothing about. And if you don’t know what Chinese food chicken fingers are than you an uncultured fuck.

 

PS – I order my Chinese from Golden Temple. It’s expensive as fuck just how I like it. And it’s not because I’m in the Finer Things Club. It’s just that I don’t trust cheap Chinese food as far as I can bowl it. If you order cheap Chinese food you’re asking for rat plain and simple.

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