If You See This Woman In LA, You Have Every Right To Punch Her In The Face For Stealing The Tips From Tip Jars All Across The City
LA Eater - LA Weekly reports that a tip jar thief is on the loose on the Westside. There’s a pretty lucid video of the thief, a female in her 20s, that’s going around popular eateries and swiping their tip jars. Overall, she’s made off with hundreds of hard-earned tip dollars. Last Thursday, the thief took the tip jar money from Seoul Sausage, but ended up throwing it back after staff threatened to call the police. Maybe they should have regardless. After taking off with $50 some dollars in multiple incidents at Komodo, owner Eric Tjahyadi is now offering a year of free tacos to anyone with information that could help stop the perpetrator. If your tip jar has easy access, make sure you secure it or keep an eye for anyone who hangs out near the front counter for a long period of time.
As I’ve said before, I love scams because I find them kind of like an artform. But I’m talking about Oceans 11 or Catch Me If You Can type things. Not this bitch. This bitch is straight up stealing like a little stupid cunthead and I have no place for her in my society. Thing is, she’s not even smooth about it. Her form is awful. She looks nervous, doesn’t look confident, is begging to be caught. Looks less natural than a LeBron flop when he throws his hands in the air like he was just sniped from the rafters. And thing is, she was caught at Seoul Sausage, and they didn’t do anything about it. So she just went to the next place and stole their tips. If I’m this pizza place I’m PISSED at Seoul Sausage for letting his little shit walk freely. Tips are a man’s livelihood. There’s no better feeling than emptying the tip jar at the end of the day and counting all your free money.
On the other hand, I’m not ruling out this is all a big act. A big “GoFundMe” setup. They get this chick to “steal” from them, they happen to catch it on camera, and next thing you know all the donations are pouring in. It is LA after all.