Fun Is Dead...Hatin' Ass UCLA Makes Josh Rosen Remove Hot Tub From His Dorm Room

Fox Sports – UCLA freshman quarterback Josh Rosen’s on-campus dorm room is now apparently just a garden-variety kind after the reported removal of a hot tub that for a brief time seemed to made it legendary.

About a week ago, the true freshman posted a video showing himself lounging in what looks like an inflatable jacuzzi. Later, a photo circulated showing a female Arizona student enjoying the dorm-room spa accomodations with Rosen after she (or someone else looking very much like her) was pictured holding up a sign with her number on it at a UCLA football game.

At some point, Rosen supposedly attracted the attention of UCLA housing folks.

“We have been told that the hot tub has been removed from his room,” UCLA associate media director Ricardo Vasquez told TMZ Sports. “It’s gone.”

Vazquez said that the school’s residential housing policy prohibits “furnishings which are not officially designated as part of a residential room’s accessories.”

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Who saw this coming! College administrators killing fun on a college campus?? When’s the last time that ever happened??

I’m actually surprised it was the school that made him remove it and not the NCAA to be honest. Had a vivid image of Mark Emmert bursting through the door of Rosen’s dorm room, unsheathing a pair of scissors, raising them high above his head and stabbing them right into the heart of the inflatable hot tub as dozens of gallons of water spilled out of the room soaking his Gucci loafers. Meanwhile 6 of his lackeys spread out military style and searched the room from top to bottom looking for violations and impermissible benefits. Zip-tied Rosen and held him at gunpoint until he could provide the Toys R Us receipt proving he bought the hot tub and it wasn’t a gift from a whirlpool enthusiast booster. Shot his sorority girl friend in the kneecap and refused to stop the bleed until he fessed up to who purchased the chlorine treatment chemicals.

I always just kind of assumed that was how it would go down at least. Guess it was less eventful in real life. Probably an email or something.