Russell Wilson Threw Ciara A Batman Themed 30th Birthday

 

 

BSO – Ciara is celebrating her 30th birthday and her man, Russell Wilson, helped her celebrate.  He threw his boo a Halloween themed birthday party and the couple dressed up as Batman and Catwoman.  He even sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to her.

Good lord this has gotta be the lamest couple in the world. I mean dont get me wrong, I’m as nerdy as it gets. I love Batman and comic book shit. I cant throw stones at that. I’m not a big fan of weird over the top theme parties like this but I also understand that there are a lot of people out there that like that scene, so its not even necessarily that, either.

But just knowing that Russell Wilson and Ciara dont have sex and then seeing these pictures and videos catapults them to the top of the list of loser couples. Like the fact that Russell Wilson didnt take her home and peel that latex cat suit off of her and have sex despite the fact that hes a Super Bowl winning quarterback just makes me want to slam my dick in a drawer. All these pictures of him in the Batman suit acting all tough in the Batmobile and smiling all goofy and shit. Singing to her in his costume. Knowing he probably just went home that night, read a few verses from the Bible, had a warm glass of milk, and went to bed. It all just makes me feel like Russell Wilson and Ciara are the lamest celebrity couple to ever walk the face of the earth.

Just go to lavish clubs and restaurants in exotic locales all around the world and have sex like normal celebrity couples you losers.