You Have NEVER Seen A 5th Grade Football Player Go Beast Mode Like This

And they say the fullback position is dead! Suck on that, haters. Baby Mike Alstott making you eat your words as he uses his hand like a rib separator on your children.

Gotta say though, as awesome as the kid going all “Temple of Doom, Mola Ram heart ripper outter” on everyone was, the reactions from the dads in the stands were even better. Complete and utter dejection. Really? Seriously? Oh my god. He should be in jail. That’s the sound of 11 fathers realizing that their 9 year old isn’t getting the scholarship to college that they hoped and he’ll never play in the NFL. Dreams shattered all over that elementary playing field, and not one of them belonging to a prepubescent kid.

h/t Doug