Tom Brady Talks Fashion

I’ve come to the point in my life where I’ve just kind of accepted the fact that everything makes me mad, jealous and angry. That’s who I am. It’s like Rounders. I can’t run from who I am. Well this interview made me all of those things. Like I hate the fact that some dude who probably didn’t even know who Tom Brady was from Yahoo got to sit down and do this interview. This should have been me. What I can’t sit down and shoot the shit with TB12 about hair, clothing and general internet stuff? Why? Because I posted a picture of his kid’s monster dick back in the day? Kid had a howitzer. Shoot me. But 97% of the Tom Brady shit on the internet over the years starts and stops with me. But Barstool never gets access. Never gets invited to the party. We always get emails from the PR firms begging us to post it so it goes viral but we never get the fun part. I despise this kid doing the interview. I want him dead. It was a pretty good interview too, but he ain’t me. He didn’t go to Jail. He wasn’t at court. He didn’t post Brady’s kid’s dick. I did and that’s that.