Anne Hathaway Sending Back Her Breakfast 4 TIMES Is Such An Elitist Bitch Move You Almost Gotta Respect It

TMZ – Hathaway was on the Paramount lot last week shooting a Japanese commercial when she ordered breakfast — a poached egg, along with an English muffin and avocado. The guys catering the shoot were going crazy, because she sent the dish back 4 TIMES!!

1st try: Poached egg too runny.
2nd try: English muffin was cold because it sat while egg #2 was being poached.
3rd try: Egg #2 cold because it sat while chef toasted muffin #2.
4th try: Egg, muffin and avocado were perfect, but it took so long she decided she was in the mood for a fried egg.

The balls on this pasty broad. I don’t care how rich or important Lady Hathaway thinks she is. Anne’s gonna learn a hard life lesson the hard way one of these days. You don’t ever mess with people who have power over your food. They have complete ability to scar you for life in the most subtle way imaginable. You may think your eggs a little runny or the french toast has too much sugar but send it back and all of a sudden you’re tasting the beanbag of a Horatio Sanz. I could order the usual Smitty classic – 3 eggs over-medium, home fries, bacon, white toast – and be greeted with a pound of haggis resting in a bucket full of warm piss and I would smile and say thank you. Would even give a thumbs up “Great” when asked how everything is a couple minutes later. Is it because I’m a huge pussy? Of course. But if there’s anything I’ve learned in life, which is very little, nothing good will come from sending your food back. Just bite the bullet and be thankful for what you have.

PS – The fact she sent it back three times then on the 4th attempt decided she wanted something else is so woman you can’t even be mad.

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