Jeopardy Heat Check: Matt Jackson Is Here To Stay

KFC 10/1/2015 10:50 AM

Matt Jackson has officially arrived. He is a 3 day champ STEAMROLLING people and he’s got all the intangibles to make him a potential legend right up there with the Arthur Chu’s and the Colby Burnett’s of the world. First of all, I’m not even sure he’s a human. I’m still not convinced he isnt a robot. If I saw him I would want to throw shit at him and see if it just bounces off his metal robot exterior. I think he’s like the Tin Man. But, if he is, in fact, human, he’s 100% On The Spectrum. Autistic or Aspergers or something. So a little bit more about him: He does the Grinch Smile every time he’s introduced:

 

His Daily Double Celebrations are off the charts:

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When they were doing his little “about me” tidbit, Alex asked him what he’d do with his winnings. He said “host a dinner party.” A Roomba robot has more personality than this dude.

And most importantly hes amassed over 100,000 dollars in 4 days. He’s a monster. Today he had like 35,000 when the other two had about 2 grand. It was like, just pack up your shit and go home, Dennis. Why did you even bother showing up for Double Jeopardy, Samantha? True fucking Jeopardy dominance. I dont wanna ever be in the same room as this guy. Watching him on my TV screen is uncomfortable enough. But we are witnessing greatness. Only question is how long will Matt go and how much will he make. Hes here to stay.

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