Scientists Found Evidence Of Water On Mars, How Cool, NOT

WOW, so cool guys, Mars has water, wish I knew where I could find me some of that. Fucking Mars, don’t hog it all guys! HAHA, losers.

Now cue the nerds who get mad at me for making fun of space discoveries. I’ll just be sitting over here drinking my WATER on EARTH.

Stevie B gets it.

PS

Tweeting at the @Mars account was top 5 biggest mistakes I’ve ever made.