Of Course The Pope Makes An Appearance In This Edition Of Top Porn Comments Of The Week
If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we can all sit back and reflect. Sure, we may not all be saints like Cool Pope Franky, but at least we aren’t total freakbodies like the people who comment on Pornhub. So we should all take that sentiment and put it in the win column. Now let’s get right to it all point and laugh at the biggest group of psychos on the interwebs.
Hell nah, fam! They really need to make an updated “How to speak Ebonics” video
I mean, I don’t really have an argument against this. They’re better at at everything that involves physical activity. They could maybe learn a thing or two about condoms/pulling-out but that’s neither here nor there.
See? There is actually a use for all that pointless bullshit. And here you were thinking that you’d never have to use the Pythagorean Theorem again in your life.
The FatJew effect…
Again, I hate all the video game talk that has been taking over the Pornhub comment section lately, but this one really spoke to me. I feel this dude’s pain. I can’t imagine the heartbreak and frustration he’s going through right now. T’s and P’s.
Students rejoice!
Uhhhhh what, dude? Seems like a perfectly normal Saturday night to me.
William Shakespeare, Walt Whitman, Robert Frost, AnAvidChurchGoer. The greatest poets to ever live.
Okay so speaking of Tiff Bannister (Philly stand up!), she tweeted this the other day…
Which got me thinking, I really think the Pope should be allowed to treat his time here in America like it’s his rumspringa. He should be able to treat this like it’s spring break. Let him go crazy. Let him do whatever he wants. Hookers and blow? Go crazy, Franky. Have yourself a day. Because this is the land of free and who cares what some book from hundreds and hundreds of years ago says what you can and can’t do. I hope the Pope has been on Tinder all week just swiping right like a savage. He’s earned it.
And just like that, the Pornhub comment section has been compromised by stoolies.
And that wraps up this week in freaks. I hope you all enjoyed yourself as much as I did. Feel free to follow me on Twitter @BarstoolJordie and send in any golden comments you come across throughout the week. Now go out and have yourselves a weekend. And remember, stay sexy out there.