Dude Takes 35 Viagra Pills And Has A Boner For 5 Straight Days

Mirror – A builder who took 35 viagra pills in an hour ended up in hospital after being stuck with an erection for FIVE DAYS. Plasterer Daniel Medforth said he necked the sex pills during a drunken bender “for a laugh” – but got a telling off from doctors. The 36-year-old told said: “I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating — everything I saw was green. “And I had a massive erection that would not go away.” Daniel eventually confessed to his wife who phoned an ambulance, the dad-of-two told the Sun. He said the medics were very professional “but you could see they were trying not to laugh”. “The doctors and nurses told me off,” he said. Daniel of Withernsea, East Yorkshire, spent days in bed recovering and said every time he brushed against something “it sprang into life”. Thankfully his wife forgave him – although he said the lengthy erection “was no use” to him.

See here’s something that women will just never understand. Every single girl reading this is probably like “Well this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.” Either that, or they’re slutty and thinking about a 5 day hard dick and thinking about one long, long work week. But they’re all missing the point. The point here is that its hilarious to watch a guy take THIRTY FIVE Viagra pills. Downright hysterical to watch one of your idiot buddies take down a whole bottle of Viagra as if it was a bag of M&Ms. Do you think he sat there and took them like one by one? Or do you think he poured them into his mouth like a bag of sunflower seeds? Either way, watching your buddy take Viagra until his vision goes green is absolutely incredible. I think chicks lack that “Do it for the story” gene and clearly this guy has a surplus of it. On the one hand my dick will be hard from Monday to Friday? My vision will go green? My dick might explode? But on the other hand my friends are gonna laugh their own dicks off? SOLD. Give me the bottle.

PS – Ive still never taken Viagra. I feel like I’m kind of a loser for that. I knew guys who would pop like half a pill or something when they knew they were gonna be having sex with a smoke and that seemed like a very savvy move to me. I guess I just like to try to do it natural. Call me old fashioned. Dont need PEDs. But I feel like a square that I never tried to Brady Anderson it and have the performance of a lifetime.