Public Fleshlight At Burning Man Seems Like A Good Idea

 

This is plucked straight from the rolodex of Big Cat’s revolutionary ideas. Communal Fleshlight. Just attach it to a chain and a road sign and we’re good to go! Nobody can steal it! Everyone can cum in it!

Truth be told this is probably the safest thing you can stick your dick in at Burning Man. I feel like there’s a reason its called Burning Man and thats because you walk away from it with gonorrhea. Banging this communal fleshlight just filled with tons of other dude’s semen is probably still safer than the chicks that you’d encounter. But man, you have gotta be a fucking PUSSY to go to burning man and fuck a fleshlight attached to a road sign pole. Thats worse than going on The Real World and getting in a relationship with one of the girls in the house. Just an ultimate pussy move. Imagine you’re in the middle of the desert and everyone is on every drug imaginable, dicks just falling into holes left and right. I’m talking Lenny Kravitz style where its just one gigantic orgy. And you’re the dude fucking the communal fleshlight? Trying to lube that thing up. Chain clanking around as you dick-fuck a rubber vagina? Gotta be the biggest loser on earth to do that.

PS – Truth be told I’d be that guy. Burning Man would scare the fuck out of me. I’d be like “You guys go have fun! I’m gonna head back to the fleshlight and fuck that. Catch you back at the tent or whatever the fuck we’re sleeping in!”