It's Not All Bad in DC, The New Baby Panda Is Cute As Fuck

We haven’t had the best couple of weeks in DC. RG3 has lost his mind, the Nats might be the worst team in the league, and a few other things I’d rather not bring up. But as a former starting quarterback for an NFL team once said, “the sun shines brightest after the storm”. And that baby panda is cute as fuck. It’s just so little and squeaky, I’m so jealous I’m not a panda.

I can’t believe that little tiny thing grows up to be 200+ pounds in a year. How many carbs is in bamboo? It’s amazing. I might need to get on the panda diet. Just give me whatever they give pandas and I’ll be swole as shit in no time. Or well I guess if I was really all about that panda life I’d just sit around and do nothing all da….yep, I’m a panda.