This is the Face of an Oklahoma Businessman Who Has To Pay His Ex-Wife a Cool Billion Dollars In Their Divorce

 

NY Time - During his nearly 50 years as an Oklahoma oil man, Harold Hamm has done everything on a huge scale. The chief executive and majority shareholder of Continental Resources, he owns the largest piece of the greatest oil discovery of our age, in the shale-rich plains of North Dakota. His net worth has been pegged at more than $18 billion by Forbes, making him the 24th richest man in the country. Now another superlative can be added to Mr. Hamm’s outsize career: He is paying one of the biggest divorce settlements in history. After a secretive, nine-week trial, a judge in Oklahoma City has ruled that the 68-year-old Mr. Hamm must pay nearly $1 billion to his ex-wife, Sue Ann Hamm. With the bang of a gavel, Ms. Hamm has joined the ranks of the wealthiest women in the United States. Or rather, she will join those ranks over time. The judgment requires Mr. Hamm to pay his ex-wife about $320 million, or one-third of the total settlement, by the end of 2014. The rest is to be paid in chunks of at least $7 million a month. For a little perspective, that figure is slightly larger than last year’s salary of the chief executive of U.S. Steel.

 

Chicks love bitching about shit. Wahhh, we have it so hard, wahhhh. Always talking about harassment and child birth and getting paid 70 cents on the dollar. Well this is why. This balances out the universe. It’s kind of like a woman lottery system. They take some bad beats here and there, but it all goes into a pool and then random bitches like this cash out. She happened to marry the right guy at the right time and now has that Oprah money. You want to hate it but you can’t. It’s how the system works and you wold take advantage of it too if you could. There are some women out there who want to work hard and make their own wealth, and that’s what we refer to as “idiots”. Be a whore! Be a gold digging slut! That’s where true happiness lies. Sure, you can have a sense of self-satisfaction when you get promoted to mid-management at your 9-5….or you can marry the right bazillionaire and make 7 million dollars a month to sit at home and finger blast yourself all day every day. Chicks man. Just living the dream.