I Am Here To Report That A Green Dildo Has Been Thrown Onto The Field In Cleveland

Ladies and Gentlemen, a Green Dildo has been thrown onto the field of play at Cleveland Browns Stadium. I thought this trend was just for WNBA games, but you know what they say about football: it's a game of inches. 

Here's an alternate angle:

And a still photo of the ref picking it up:

**If I'm the ref, I'm not touching that. How do we know it's not game worn? Additionally, as much as the green dildo has been the classic choice lately, am I wrong in thinking this should've been a brown one in honor of the team playing???

But regardless, folks, we need to be better as a society. This is NOT funny. Stop throwing dildos at sporting events. I know it appears this trend has caught on at NFL stadiums, but please don't start doing this everywhere. No UFC. No tennis. No golf. STOP THROWING DILDOS!!!!