Satisfying Story of a Piece of Shit "Nuisance Streamer" Who Might Actually Get What He Deserves (10 Years in a South Korean Prison)

Express Tribune - Controversial streamer Johnny Somali, whose real name is Ramsey Khalid Ismael, appeared in a South Korean court on March 7, 2025, where he pleaded guilty to several charges, including Obstruction of Business and two violations of the Minor Crimes Act.

However, the court proceedings were delayed after Ismael arrived an hour late, wearing an oversized suit and a "MAGA" hat, which he was asked to remove multiple times.

According to YouTube legal commentator Legal Mindset, neither Ismael nor his lawyer was aware of an additional obstruction charge, leading to a postponement of the next court hearing until April 9.

Prior to the trial, Ismael attempted to livestream the proceedings on the app Parti, risking contempt of court charges. The night before, he claimed to be negotiating a deal to broadcast the hearing, but his erratic behavior continued as he reportedly became heavily intoxicated, eventually vomiting in his roommate’s apartment.

Ismael has been a contentious figure in South Korea, known for disruptive livestreams that have sparked backlash from both citizens and politicians. In one of his most notorious incidents, he kissed the Statue of Peace, a monument dedicated to South Korean victims of wartime sexual slavery. His actions led to strong criticism and were even referenced in an October 2024 parliamentary session.

The obstruction of business charge alone carries a potential five-year prison sentence, meaning Ismael could face up to ten years behind bars if convicted on all counts. Beyond the current legal proceedings, he has also been linked to other allegations, including violations of anti-terrorism laws and public nuisance regulations, which could lead to further charges.

I've been loosely following the trials and tribulations of Johnny Somali for a while now. I wrote a blog about this deplorable human back in November. 

I kind of hate to write it. It's not lost on me that this blog is exactly what he wants a social media company like Barstool Sports to post about him. Up until now, Johnny Somali (real name Ramsey Khalid Ismael) is a streamer who's made a living out of being the most despicable human being he can possible be. It's been a tried and true method of rising to "fame" on the internet for as long as the internet has existed. But for the first time maybe ever (probably not ever, but it rarely happens), one of these guys may have finally overplayed his hand. For once, the world may get the satisfaction of watching a guy they truly despise on the internet actually get what's coming to him. All that attention he's garnered... all the internet hate that he's parlayed into financial gain... all the idiot bloggers like myself who've played directly into his hands... for once it could all add up to a scumbag streamer spending the prime of his life in a South Korean prison. 

I'm not sure the last time Johnny has been in America. He was born in Arizona. Went to Arizona state. For some reason he pretends to be Somalian (although Somalia vehemently rejects him). But he's spent most of his terrible career traveling and streaming in foreign countries. His content is essentially this.

He goes out in public and makes everyone's day worse. That's about it. And sometimes he does North Korea/Hitler stuff from the comfort of a computer chair.

I don't know exactly how many countries have had the displeasure of being visited by Johnny Somali. But in every country he visited, he's end up getting out of there scot free. Until he visited South Korea. The fine people of South Korea were not going to sit idly by and let him make a mockery of their country. Before the courts even got involved, South Korean citizens were taking matters into their own hands (the 4th video is the best one).

Now Johnny Somali lives in fear of being clocked in the mouth by a complete stranger every time he steps out in public, in a country he couldn't leave if he tried. He's facing two charges for violating the Minor Crimes Act, as well two Obstruction of Business. Obstruction of Business alone comes with a potential 5 year sentence. In total, he could end up spending 10 years in a South Korean prison. This morning was the start of his trial. And I should mention… I said earlier all Johnny Somali's content is causing problems in public and doing Hitler stuff… but he also sometimes gets drunk on camera. Which is what he was doing the hours leading up to his trial. Causing him to show up shitfaced drunk an hour late to his court hearing.

Reports say he came into the trial in "good spirits". He wore a white suit and a Make American Great Again hat (because obviously that hat will get the biggest reaction), along with his roommate Hank Yoo, a streamer who fancies himself the "Asian Nazi".

When he walked into court, Johnny Somali reportedly stuck his tongue out at a reporter. He was all smiles at first. But neither him or his lawyer knew about the second Obstruction of Business charge. Apparently he stopped smiling when he learned about that one. So far he's plead guilty to both minor crimes charges, and one Obstruction of Business charge. The next Obstruction of Business will be addressed at a trial in April.

Part of me feels bad for him (not actually but for the sake of this paragraph). Because sometimes I think some people are just born with a face that's so inherently unlikable, and have so few practical skills, they probably feel like their only viable option is pursing a career in "being hated by the entire world". Real shame. And at a certain point, once you've committed to the lifestyle and made yourself completely unhireable by anybody in the real world (which is genuinely hard to do nowadays), then your only option is to keep the train rolling. Just steer into the skid. At a certain point, rotting in a South Korean prison during the prime of your life might be a relief. 

Don't let us down South Korea. With stories like this, I feel like the end result is almost always disappointing. Everybody is throwing around 10 years in prison. I know nothing about the South Korean legal system, but I can't help but be cynical and think that he'll end up with something closer to 6 months. Rarely do streamers like this get what they deserve. At most they'll get a slap on the wrist, which only makes people hate them more. And as the hate increases, so does the money. But maybe… just maybe… we might for once get the satisfaction of watching one of these guys go down. I hope we do. Hopefully South Korea sees this through and throws the book at him. I don't see why they wouldn't. I don't know how anybody could look at this kid and not do everything in their power to ruin his life to the best of their ability. I believe in you South Korea. Give the people what they want.