BAH (SON OF) GAWD! JESUS CHRIST RETURNS AT THE INDIE WRESTLING SHOW TO SAVE SANTA

Merry Christmas (Eve), ya filthy animals! I just had this clip sent over to me and just about lost it. Jesus showing up to the local VFW to Save Christmas? Yeah, that's the good stuff right there. I feel like this is the perfect encapsulation of why indie wrestling is the absolute best, as well.

Sure, you may not see five-star classics that rival Ricky Steamboat/Randy Savage at every show, but you may just see our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ return to save Santa Claus from a couple dastardly heels....or a pizzamaker named Luigi whipping up doh while like whoops ass....

....or a wrestler with a Michael Jackson gimmick hitting moonwalk DDTs....

….or a 90s grunge themed wrestler named Steven Flowe who's theme song is 'Even Flow' except all the words are changed to Steven Flowe….

….or Blue Kane (Kane but Blue) vs Gayne (Kane but Gay)….

….or CoKane (Kane but on cocaine)….

….and shit like that is worth the price of admission (usually $5-10) alone! Get out there and support your local indie fed and I guarantee you'll leave that show with something to talk about afterwards - for better or worse.

It's just a little tough to see Jesus working such small rooms after his father worked sold-out arenas….

….but you gotta start somewhere. I only wish we got to see his full moveset - you think he does a Crucifix Driver?!

He better!

Santa Claus is actually a staple of WWE programming over the years, believe it or not - from wrestlers dressing up as him/beating him up….

….to even getting hit by Alberto Del Rio's car in a bizarre Christmas special that felt non-canon at the time, and like a bizarre fever dream now….

It's no 'KISS Saves Santa' but again - Jesus coming out for the save on Santa in that original clip is pretty friggin great. Hats off to all involved….even the crowd who delivered the pop! Hope everyone has a great holiday today and tomorrow.