Another Giants Home Game, Another Plane Flying Over MetLife With A New Message Telling John Mara To Fix The Franchise He's Ruined
I gotta admit, I wasn't sure how this Giants season was going to end up being entertaining after the first three months of absolute dogshit football. Last year, the Giants unleashed a walking, talking meme of a QB that pinched his fingers after touchdowns and got the entire Italian portion of the fanbase fired up. Now we have messages appearing before every home game like a flying, depressing football version of Charlotte's Web. You gotta give the franchise credit for keeping us on our toes as they devolved into one of the handful of teams that serve as a punchline for an unbelievable combination of losing and embarrassing stories.
Which is why I'd like to tip my cap to this faceless hero that is DEFINITELY not Malik Nabers (wink wink) for flying these messages over MetLife. Sure, I wish they stopped calling John Mara "Mr. Mara" because that term should be saved for someone that hasn't completely destroyed what was one of the most respected NFL franchises. But that's just semantics.
The funny part is if things looked bad now, I can't imagine what they are going to look like by 4 PM after Lamar and King Henry shit down the Giants' throats for three hours and send them to 0-8 at home as all the Ravens fans in attendance make it sound like a White Stripes concert with all the Seven Nation Army chants raining down from the stands. I don't know what the plane's message will be before the home finale on December 29th. But it's truly the only thing I'm excited to watch related to the Giants right now, so I guess it's kind of a win?