The Cleveland Cavaliers Suck Complete Ass At Pickleball
The Cleveland Cavs think they're hot shit right now because they're the best team in basketball. They're 17-1 to start the season, so they figure they don't actually have to practice anymore. Instead, they chose to set up a few nets and break out the pickleball paddles.
And let me tell you...
These guys fucking STINK at pickleball. I mean holy shit these dudes are awful. These are supposedly some of the best athletes on the planet, and not a single one of them look like they have an ounce of coordination in their body. Good lord. There's not a single player on that Cavs roster who I wouldn't brutally dominate on the pickleball court. We're talking 11-0 after 11-0 after 11-0 ass whoopings.
Imagine being someone right now who still thinks that pickleball is just for unathletic geriatrics. Everyone just has this bizarre idea of what pickleball is in their head, and just automatically think they'd be great at it without ever touching a paddle. But if professional athletes look this tragic playing the sport, then clearly it takes some actual skill to play the game. Suck it, haters. And suck it, Cavs. Bring those paddles with you to Philly on January 24th unless you're a bunch of scared little bitches.