Power Ranking The Greatest Racks Of The 1990's
I saw some stuff the other day about remembering the 1990s and my mind immediately went to tits. It was a great decade for big racks largely due to Playboy's influence.
I know this because I grew up in the 90's worshipping big racks and really just being a student of the game.
In that spirit, I thought it would be appropriate to publish my top 10 from the era.
First though - I need to make just a few concessions before we get going:
(1) if I can motorboat them, they're real
(2) this is all personal preference so don't take it personally if your tits don't make the list
(3) I predict tits will make a triumphant comeback in the next 5-10 years
(4) I avoid nicknames like sweater puppies or chest cannons, etc. Plain old fashioned Tits does just fine by me.
With that, here's my personal best from the 1990's.
10. Carmen Electra
Bolted on for durability, Carmen Electra is a consensus top-10 for the decade. Great shape and presentation.
9. Anna Nicole Smith
Built for comfort. A real classic set of big ones. Probably the most inviting on the list.
8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Perky, firm and athletic. These were ahead of her time but still appreciated by so many.
7. Demi Moore
One of the original MILFs I can remember. Maybe a little high here but I'm a sucker for MILFs. This is the Dennis Eckerlsey of racks. So much versatility and consistency with the right amount of flare.
6. Heather Graham
Sandy Koufax style career where the peak was basically unhittable. A real throwback set that deserves more recognition.
5. Tyra Banks
My #1 Sports Illustrated rack also built for comfort. You gotta stay at a 4 seasons to find these kinda pillows.
4. Salma Hayek
MERCY.
I've been a bad boy.
3. Halle Berry
Great Bounce + Great Shape = Great Rack
2. Pamela Anderson
Iconic. Majestic. Legendary. Accessible. No quit.
Everything you want from a set of tits in the 90's.
Pam Anderson was a true revolutionary.
1. Denise Richards
Not everyone is going to like my #1 and that's okay. That's why you Power Rank things. So we can argue.
Good luck convincing me those aren't the decade's best.
HONORABLE MENTION:
- Kate Winslet
- Britney Spears
- Dolly Parton
- Queen Latifah
Who did I miss?