Diddy is Allegedly Able To Spy on Female Prisoners Through a Grate in The Prison

NY Post - “There are grates in one of the rooms of 4 North,” Gene Borrello, a former mob enforcer who spent time in the unit, told The Post. “They have little holes. If you lay down, you can look through the holes and talk to the women one floor down and see them.”

Another former inmate, a gang member who goes by the name G-Lock, told the cryptocurrency insider Tiffany Fong when she interviewed him on X that the female inmates aren’t shy either.

“They’ll show their tits and play with their coochies,” he boldly proclaimed.

But Borrello warned that the females of 4 North are rungs down from the models, professional strippers and others who claimed to have been recruited by Diddy’s crew for the alleged Freak-Offs. “They’re gross,” he said of the third-floor women. “Most of them are drug addicts.”

The stark contrast between Diddy throwing lavish, celebrity-filled freak offs at his $60 million mansion in the hills of Los Angeles where he has the pick of any women he wants but inevitably chooses to clap the heavily lubed up cheeks of Meek Mill. To laying on the floor of a dirty NYC prison to peek through a tiny hole where if he's lucky he'll be able to convince a crackhead to flash him her crotch…woof…

Except now that I think about it. Based on what we've come to learn about Diddy, that actually might be right on par with the type of shit he was already doing. Diddy's freak offs almost certainly featured some sort of crack head peep show booth. Honestly, Diddy sounds like he's right at home in MDC Brooklyn.

Is it too much to ask for a reality show to be made about Diddy's time in prison? Would it be in too bad of taste to glorify the monster that Diddy is, and feed into his insane ego even further by sending in a camera crew to film him 24/7 so we can get 20+ seasons of Prison Diddy on MTV? Probably. We probably should not do that. Although 65 million people did just live stream a YouTube star beating up a mentally handicapped senior citizen on Netflix. Is that really any better than Prison Diddy the reality show?

We've already got Diddy running the prison, forcing other inmates to contact witnesses for his trial. Plus he's in there with the cryptocurrency fraud guy, Sam Bankman-Fried, who may or not be Diddy's slave by now. It would be irresponsible to speculate on that either way. Now have naked women flashing through a hole in a vent. All because Diddy managed to get himself housed in the "cool" part of the prison.

The Bad Boy Entertainment boss is in the 4 North unit of the Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC) in Brooklyn, a dorm facility which has around 20 inmates, looser rules than general population and diversions for prisoners including air hockey.

Just 20 cool prisoners getting into shenanigans, playing air hockey, harassing witnesses and women. I'd keep that live stream playing in the corner of my laptop all day long. I wouldn't feel good about it. But unfortunately it's my job as a smut blogger to keep up with those sort of things. Somebody would have to report the news.

That's how I was picturing Diddy's time in prison at least. Something fit for reality TV. But as I continued reading, I learned that might not be the case. The Post had a sitdown with a man from a popular crime history podcast who shed some light on what it's really like in those prison walls.

“It can be super boring,” said Jeff Nadu, who hosts the crime-history podcast “The Sitdown with Jeff Nadu.”

The dorm is reserved for high-profile criminals such as Sam Bankman-Fried, who is currently serving alongside Diddy, and, before he was convicted, R. Kelly, as well as others who need close protection.

However, as Nadu made clear, sometimes boring is good: “Go into the regular units and it’s nonstop cutting and stabbing and fighting. So it’s kind of better to avoid all that.”

Fine then, Nadu. I guess it's boring. Nobody is even getting stabbed. Kinda lame if you ask me.

I reached out to Nadu for comment specifically regarding Prison Diddy™ the reality show.

Ok, never mind then. Maybe not that boring after all. But unfortunately the reality show doesn't seem to be in the cards from a legal perspective. However, now that Trump is about to be president, I feel like we might be in from some rule changes. Diddy will still have a few months until his trial when he's inaugurated. Maybe there's some wiggle room there in the name of content. And maybe we delve into the rest of that gladiator school parts of the prison while we're at it. Can't help but think there might be some good/horrific stuff going on there as well.