Tottenham's Logo Redesign: The Worst In Professional Sports History

The Tottenham Hotshambles have outdone themselves once again! Classic Spursy strikes again! As if getting torched at home by the Ipswich Peppa Pigs wasn’t embarrassing enough, now they’ve gone and rebranded themselves into oblivion. 

These guys went from trophy-less to nameless with one swipe of the Canva magic eraser. 

Jack Mac says there’s probably a marketing team raking in seven figures a year for this genius move, but I say save your cash! Sack them and hire me! It literally took me less than 30 seconds to recreate Tottenham’s redesign. This is worse than when Japan "redesigned" their flag by making the red dot… slightly redder. 

Here’s an idea, Spurs: instead of deleting your name, maybe get rid of that weird basketball-football hybrid your goofy bird is standing on? Or, I don’t know, maybe try a soccer ball?!? This sorry club keeps writing its own jokes, and I’ll be here to laugh every single time. God… never change, Spursy!