Prosecutors Report That Diddy is "Running The Jail", Actively Sabotaging Any Chance at Bail He May Have Had

Page Six - Prosecutors are accusing Sean “Diddy” Combs of attempting to “corruptly influence” his sex-trafficking trial by evading how his calls are monitored in jail, “blackmailing victims” and other bombshell claims.

The federal government claimed in an opposition filed Friday and obtained by Page Six that since the disgraced music mogul, 55, has been in custody at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, NY, he has “repeatedly” communicated with others in ways that violate the prison’s regulations.

He has allegedly used the telephone accounts of “at least eight other inmates,” seemingly in an effort to avoid prosecutors hearing his calls with people who are not on his approved contact list.

Prosecutors allege that Combs has been paying off the other inmates in order to use their accounts via payment processing apps and commissary account deposits.

The Diddy case really seemed to fall off the map the minute the Presidential election came around. At least it did on my algorithm. For a while there it felt like we were getting a new Diddy update every single day. But I guess that's just how the news cycle goes. Freaky underage celebrity rape parties with thousands of bottles of lube are only interesting for so long. We've moved on to appointing Papa John as Secretary of Defense and cosplaying as characters from the Handmaid's Tale. Idk I muted a bunch of political words on Twitter so I'm only seeing some weird select stuff come through. But I think that pretty much sums it up.  

Diddy's trial is set to begin on May 5, 2025. He's been denied bail three times so far. But that hasn't stopped him from trying. Apparently you're allowed to request bail as many fucking times as you want. I can't help but think there are better ways the courts could be spending their time rather than constantly being forced to deliberate on whether or not an additional $50 million makes the guy who killed Tupac a small enough of a flight risk that they can allow him a few months of "freedom" before spending the rest of his life behind bars. But that's neither here nor there. Diddy is dead set on getting out on bail by any means necessary. 

Unfortunately for him, it sounds like every move he makes only makes his chances of being granted bail worse. It really goes to show how much it's engrained within Diddy (despite everything he's currently going through) that he should be able to get whatever the hell wants whenever he wants it without any fear of consequence. Not contacting witnesses is rule #1 of going to trail for sex crimes. You can't do that Diddy. It's illegal. So to have other prisoners straight up dial these witnesses. And to openly call his family and instruct them to add someone from the "DO NOT LET DIDDY TALK TO THIS PERSON" list via three-way call like there aren't people in the prison watching his every move. Like these calls aren't being recorded. He just physically can't play by the rules. It probably doesn't even cross his mind that he won't be able to use his money and influence to strong arm his way through this trial. He'll never even consider that playing by the rules in any situation, even for a minute, might actually be in his best interest. But I'm sure he lived his entire life that way. Up until about a year ago it was working pretty damn well too. He literally got a key to New York City 13 months ago. 

He's not just going to change his ways due to a silly little court case. Whether his lawyers like it or not, the guy is going to go down swinging.

But it sure doesn't sound like Diddy is going to succeed in getting bailed out. On the bright side for him, it does sound like he's got pretty solid control over the population in MDC Brooklyn. There were reports when he was first processed that his life was in danger. That cutting Diddy's throat in the communal shower would be like a hunter bagging a 30-point, 500 pound trophy buck. But it looks like Diddy was able to overcome that. Apparently the guy who's been a manipulative monster his entire life. Who's always been able to persuade people to do whatever is in his best interest. Who has more money than the rest of the prison population combined. Is actually pretty good at prison. In hindsight, maybe we should have seen that coming. Which is a good thing for him. Because he's very possibly going to be there for the rest of his life.