Microsoft Went Down 3 Points After Mike McCarthy Smashed The Shit Out Of This Tablet During The Cowboys Loss
Live look at Mike McCarthy as the Cowboys tailspin of a season continues to go down the drain:
This is where being a head coach in today's NFL is so much more difficult than a few decades ago. At most, coaches used to cause maybe $30-40 worth of damage if they really lost their shit and broke a headset out of frustration. A lot of times, they may have only caused $7.50 worth of damage by breaking a clipboard in half over a player's skull. Those were the good ol' days. You could break shit, you could assault players, you could do whatever you wanted because they were simpler times.
But now when you call a horrific 4th down play that fails as your team continues this landslide of 3 straight losses in a season where you are undoubtedly going to get fired, you lose your cool for a moment and all of a sudden you're smashing a $300 tablet. You think Jerry Jones has an extra $300 to spare? He just handed out $400 million in contracts to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb a couple months ago. The Cowboys need to be pinching every penny they have right now, and Mike McCarthy is out here Hulk smashing tablets to death. They'll probably also get a fine by the league for upsetting an advertiser. Not great for the budget!
Good news for Microsoft is that everyone always just assumes those are iPads on the sideline anyway. But maybe keep Mike McCarthy away from technology for a little while just to be safe.