Taylor Swift Announces She Is Coming Out With A New 'Eras Tour' Book

I can't believe the Eras Tour is almost over. I don't know what I am going to do with myself when this tour ends. My life revolves around this tour! My livelihood depends on this tour! Taylor knew we would be lost without her so she did us a huge favor by announcing that she is going to release THE OFFICIAL The Eras Tour Book. I don't know what will be in these pages, or anything else about this book, but I will be buying. I will be there with the crazy people at Target on Black Friday fighting some 11 year old girl for one. 

This book is gonna be a NYT bestseller for YEARS. It will probably break the record for longest weeks at #1. I think this is just the start of Taylor's literary career. People have always speculated that she would release a book. I can see her writing multiple different types of books and I will read every single one. 

This book is the new Bible. The new Torah. The new Quran. We should worship this book at the altar! It holds holy text! We are blessed to be receiving this book. Thank you, Taylor Swift.