Costco Immediately Responds To Diddy's Lawyers Claims That He May Have Bought His 1,000 Bottles Of Baby Oil There By Saying They Don't Even Carry Baby Oil In Their Stores

Yesterday Chief wrote a blog about Diddy's lawyer claiming that the reason Diddy may have had 1,000 bottles of baby oil in his home was because he lived near a Costco and they sell in bulk:

Today, Costco made one of the quickest "we?" comebacks in history...

I don't want to side with Diddy and his lawyer here, but can you blame the guy for trying to think quick on his feet and assume that the store that carries literally everything in Costco might just sell baby oil? Maybe he should have said Sam's Club instead who are now probably sweating bullets praying that the lawyer doesn't double down and say "just kidding, he lives near a Sam's Club actually". And I'm not a lawyer, but if my client was facing some serious allegations I'd probably make a stop at the nearest Costco just to take a photo of the thousands of baby oil bottles he assumed they had. 

I do like this theory that he passed a Costco on the way to the courthouse and was like "yep, fuck it, we're going with that":

You know it's bad when even Costco is doing immediate damage control because they want nothing to do with you. Score another one for the case against Diddy when they try and figure out where exactly he may have purchased the thousands of dollars in baby oil, but at least we certainly know it wasn't Costco!

P.S. These guys have to be breathing a big sigh of relief today: