Wisconsin Alpha Phi Is Going Viral For Their Jenny From The Block Dance Routine During Recruitment

Death, taxes, viral recruitment season videos. Last week I heard people were doing the "Chase method", which was some glitch that Chase bank had if you deposited a check for any amount it'd dispense it right out of the ATM immediately. People were doing this for up to $30,000 a check, leaving with the money, and leaving it in God's hands to see what would happen next. I'm not a financial advisor and I don't recommend doing check fraud, but if you want a legal way to make $30,000 just make a new Twitter account called "Viral Sorority Cuties" or some shit and just post these videos like rent is due. Elon's Twitter ad revenue will get you there in no time.

Anyway, it's nice to see the younger generation keeping traditions alive. In a world of Ice Spices and Taylor Swifts, leave it up to Wisconsin Alpha Phi to keep Jenny From The Block in the rotation:

Last year it was ASU's Alpha Phi...

Seeing a pattern here? Alpha Phi is the Alabama football of sororities. They can go through a coaching change, systemic changes like NIL, and they're still going to put out and perform as a 10+ win team every single fall. That's the stuff of legends right there. It doesn't matter if you live in Delaware, New Mexico, or Arizona, you're going to see a group of Alpha Phis pop up on your timeline like clockwork. Game respect game. 

If I know anything about the Internet, it's that this chapter's Instagram following will have 50,000 by the end of the week. I'm bowing out of sorority recruitment season and giving the crown to these women over in Madison. Until next fall. On Wisconsin.

P.S. Funny is funny