Notre Dame Lacrosse Brings Back Bullying, Beats The Piss Out Of Maryland On National TV To Win Back-To-Back Titles
If you are a fan of intriguing lacrosse, then you hate the shit out of Notre Dame. Because these sick bastards never gave anybody a chance. They had one loss on the season, but other than that they were serving up dick kickings left and right. They beat the brakes off of Virginia in the ACC Tournament semifinals. They shellacked the shit out of Duke in the ACC Championship game. They dismantled Denver in the NCAA Semifinals on Saturday. And then they massacred Maryland today in the National Championship.
Notre Dame are a bunch of sick and twisted bastards. These guys let Maryland get out to a 2-0 start in the game just to give them a little glimmer of hope. Just to spark some excitement on that Maryland sideline so the pain and anguish of ripping out their souls was even more devastating.
They were playing summer ball out there. Ridiculously unnecessary behind-the-back shots. Slinging skip passes for no reason other than they were just getting bored out there and wanted to play with their food.
The thing about lacrosse is that it's an extremely easy sport when you have two Kavanaghs on your roster, and Liam Entenmann in between your pipes.
Not that Entenmann needed to make any miraculous saves to keep Notre Dame in this one, but 15 saves on the day looked insanely easy for the best goalie in the country. Any time Maryland would even think about maybe getting anything at all going, he gobbled up everything thrown his way.
Everywhere besides maybe faceoffs, Notre Dame completely emasculated the Terps.
It was one of the most lopsided championships games ever. But that’s just what this Notre Dame team did all season long. Head and shoulders better than anyone else in the country from start to finish. We’ve seen teams go back-to-back before, but we haven’t seen any title defenses that dominant in a long, long time. Guess that’s what happens when you have a roster full of junkyard dogs
What a win. What a team. What a weird year for college lacrosse.
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