Rep. Nancy Mace of the UFO Hearings and Talking About Sex in the Workplace Fame, Continues to Thirst Trap Her Way into Greatness

It's an election year. And it goes without saying that tensions are high and will only get higher as November approaches. So please accept the usual disclaimers that are necessary whenever reasonable people attempt to discuss our political leaders or candidates for office. None of what we are about to discuss here is meant as an endorsement for or a rejection of anyone's policies, philosophies, values, or stands on any issues. The leader I follow is a Jewish man whom I pray to every Sunday in gratitude for saving me many years ago. And his name is Mr. Kraft.

With that business out of the way, one figure has burst onto the national scene, grabbed the spotlight, and continues to impress. Regardless of your affiliation and where you place yourself on the political spectrum, it's damned near impossible not to admire what Congresswoman Nancy Mace has accomplished in such a short period of time. Why, in less than a year she has managed to elicit shocking testimony in the UFO Hearings on Capitol Hill:

Explain to the audience at a Prayer Breakfast that she was running late because her fiance wanted to ride the F-Train:

And not only lose that fiance to a breakup, but also many of her congressional staffers. Because they reportedly grew tired of her sharing her sex stories with them as well:

Source - 'I'm not Taylor Swift. No one gives a damn about my relationship status,' Mace said in response to DailyMail.com's questions about the dispute. …

[The breakup] comes just days after Mace faced an exodus from her office on Capitol Hill. Six staffers resigned and claimed she runs a 'toxic' office. …

While dating Bryant, Mace often openly discussed her sex life in the office, including in front of male junior staffers, according to three sources who recalled such comments in graphic detail to DailyMail.com.

'She frequently made sexual references in the office and discussed things that were not appropriate in a work environment,' one former senior staffer said.

That was six months ago. And as far as we can tell from her most recent post on X, being single hasn't disagreed with the distinguished South Carolinian one tiny bit:

One can only assume this Citadel graduate and self-described former Waffle House waitress has spent the past half year since the breakup working on herself. Meeting with her constituents. Perhaps doing a lot of polling. But above all serving the public as she used to when she was attending a prestigious military academy and making sure there was enough syrup at the table. 

And while I can't pretend to know where Rep. Mace stands on … well, anything … I feel confident that I could stand beside her for the good of the nation. I certainly respect her military education. I believe I could reach across the aisle and embrace her ideas. To work alongside her in a spirit of bipartisanship to get things done. To close the gap that divides us. To cling to our values. Stay laser-focused on the huge issues. And stand up, proud and strong. For the good of that beacon of freedom, the shining City on a Hill that is America. 

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