Gigantic Meteor Lights Up The Portugal Sky In Crazy Videos

These videos are currently taking Twitter by storm - seemingly of a meteor lighting up the Spain/Portugal skies; and I say seemingly because I'm not so sure that isn't a UFO that the government is already trying to silence Tom DeLonge about. 

I saw the dashcam video first, and truly thought it could've been a fake viral video/some kinda CGI thing for a new alien movie's marketing scheme - but watching the other angles had my jaw on the floor. Imagine seeing that in real life?! Some crazy burst of light just turns the sky a teal blue color in the dark of the night?! I would legitimately think that was either a bomb and/or alien invasion and shit my pants before it faded away. I'd probably have a panic attack on top of that, and confess my deepest darkest secrets to everyone around me like the plane scene in Almost Famous….

I'm not gay, though (despite what my appearance seems to suggest to many), so that's not a great comparison - but it'd be embarrassing. For sure.

According to the Collin Rugg tweet, we apparently don't even know if it hit the Earth’s surface, yet some people are saying it could've gone down by Castro Daire, Portugal, while others are saying it's in Pinheiro. I don't know how we don't know that but I hope all of the world's top alien guys (again, including Tom DeLonge) are already on private jets to Portugal as we speak, because there's something fishy about this one. How didn't NASA know this was coming? Did they know this was coming? Why didn't anyone say anything? Where was the warning? Are they lying to us about not knowing if/where it landed? WHY IS IT BLUE?!?!

I'm fully aware there's probably a lot of reasonable scientific explanations to those questions, but I'm choosing to believe in aliens by not looking them up. As far as I'm concerned, there's some symbiote shit leaking outta that meteor right now….

Or maybe - just maybe - it's something like a Kryptonian Birthing Pod, sent to Earth for sanctuary and destined for greatness? A possible Man of Steel?!

I'll fuck off with my nerdy comic book references for tonight, but just know - I'm onto this fuckin meteor. Ain't sneaking one by me here, government.

P.S. This goes without saying but I hope nobody was hurt by the meteor crash. I assume not based on there being no info about where it landed, but just covering my bases here.