Wisconsin Man Faces Up To 6 Years In Prison For Stealing One Of Those Giant Omega Clocks From The PGA Championship
SHEBOYGAN COUNTY — 24-year-old Hugo Nguyen of Sheboygan is charged with one count of theft — for allegedly stealing a “large Omega clock” from Whistling Straits, home of the 2015 PGA Championship. According to the criminal complaint, Nguyen was spotted by a trooper on Saturday, August 15th in possession of a “large Omega clock as he was exiting the golf course.” The trooper questioned Nguyen as to how he obtained the large clock — and Nguyen stated that he won it in “a putt challenge.” The trooper notified security staff — and Nguyen was located nearly a half mile south of the main gate — attempting to leave the area. The large Omega clock is valued at $8,000 — it’s made of chrome, metal and appears to be a real Omega watch. Omega staff told officials the clock is not for sale. They say the watch/clock “was unable to be stolen except if someone had rattled the clock until a pin came undone which allowed them to take the clock.”
Alright everybody needs to take a deep breath and relax. Put your swords away for a second. First of all, stealing a giant Omega watch from the PGA Championship is hilarious. That’s one thing we know for sure. If coked-out Flava Flav has taught us anything it’s that a person walking around with a giant clock on their person is funny as shit. Here’s to hoping this kid made a few solid Flava Flav jokes before he got fucked by the long arm of the law. Flava Flav jokes had to be the motivating factor behind snagging a giant clock from a golf tournament. That, or he was super hammered and his buddies dared him to do it. I’m gonna say it was a combination of both. But to actually arrest this kid and say he might face 6 years in prison? Get. The. Fuck. Outta. Here. Guess these cops were never in their early-20s. A real punishment would be to make him walk around with the clock on for 6 months and not be able to explain to people why he has it on. That’ll teach him a lesson real real quick. People will think its funny at first. Then super fucked up. Then people will avoid him entirely when he refuses to tell them why he’s wearing. At least that would be fun to watch. 6 years in prison should be reserved for someone who actually did something wrong.
Kind of related. Snoop Dogg’s performance at Flava Flav’s roast continues to be one of my favorite Snoop Dogg moments. High and drunk as fuck and just killing the room.
“When did they start selling pimp clothes at Baby Gap?”