The Blue Jays Tweeted Out Their New, Massive Offseason Acquisition After Striking Out On Shohei Ohtani....Cupholders On The Back Of Seats
BIGGGGG news in the 6 and we're not talking Drake on a private jet again. Baseball is getting ready to get started but the Blue Jays thought they would hold off on announcing their massive offseason acquisition until now, perfect timing for it! They put out a tweet letting the Blue Jays faithful know that they now have cupholders in the 100 level! GO CRAZY TORONTO!!! What an addition! now you can put your drinks in a little holder and not on the ground. Just massive news all around for the franchise. I'm pumped for the fans as they can finally place their Molsons in these nice, new cupholders. Who cares you didn't get Shohei Ohtani?!?! You've got CUPHOLDERS! Now that is fancy living in Toronto, shoutout to them for really leaning into what the fanbase wants.
The Orioles needed pitching, so they traded for Corbin Burnes. Yankees needed an impact bat and went out to trade for Juan Soto. Blue Jays needed a place to put their drinks and god damnit did that ball club deliver! And not only did they install them, the little clip hyping them up is incredible. Someone was paid to do that! Like they recorded a construction worker doing that, edited it, and tweeted it from the team account. That is great. Can't wait to see the announcement that they have placed new urinal cakes in all the mens room. No one knows the pulse of their fans more than the Blue Jays and I commend them for that. They get it. No Cody Bellinger but no worries Jays fans, you got your cupholders. I'm sure this has those fans fired up for pitchers and catchers reporting.