Photos of Drake's $185 Million Private Jet Where His Alleged Dick Pic Was Staged
Page Six - Drake has been flying in luxury through the skies in his $185 million private jet, dubbed “Air Drake.”
The Boeing 767 private plane, which was gifted to the “Hotline Bling” rapper in 2019 for free through a partnership with Cargojet, seats 30 people and features a custom paint job designed by designer Virgil Abloh, who died after a battle with cancer in 2021.
NOTE: Photos are in NY Post article. I'm sorry, I would put them in the blog, but apparently that's illegal.
Drake's long, girthy, private plane is in the news now. First things first Drake, you gotta be careful flying in a Boeing. They got their engines catching fire mid-flight, emergency exit doors are flying off for no reason, the wings are are duct taped together, and even an ex-Boeing executive has said that he wouldn't want his family flying on a Boeing. It hasn't been an awesome couple of month's for those guys.
But aside from the fact that much like his penis, Drake's Boeing jet is liable to spontaneously combust any moment now... that's a pretty cool plane. Hopefully he's putting more money into the upkeep of his personal Boeing than Boeing puts into their own commercial airliners that haul millions of people around the world every day.
But most importantly, the internet has deducted that the infamous Drake penis picture was taken on board of Air Drake. Which if you look at the pictures provided in the article, and what you'll find on Twitter, I'm inclined to believe them.
Honestly I can't think of a better place to fire off a dick stroking video than on your own personal jet. It's extremely cocky. To remind a girl mid-dick pic that you do in fact have your own jet is a nice flex. Plus I'm sure he's got time to kill while he's flying. What else is he doing up there? Writing? No way he still has to do that himself. And maybe busting at altitude is awesome. I wouldn't know. I've never had balls full enough to let one crack on a flight, but I suppose that's possible.
Have we decided whether or not we're going to roll with the idea that Drake's dick pic is in fact his dick? There was some "Where are his balls?" chatter around our office yesterday. Which didn't make a lot of sense to me. I thought it was obvious that his balls were just hidden behind his leg. But I suppose the dick was a bit off centered. It also had the flop of one of those comically large dildos that people like to stick on windows as a joke. It's hard to say. I guess we're supposed to believe it's him. But I still won't be surprised if come Sunday we're hit with a "Drake's Dildo" commercial, and learn that the whole thing was for a Super Bowl ad.