Here's Hoping Everybody Finishing Their Last Minute Shopping This Weekend Runs Into A Store Clerk As Great As Clark Griswold's

99.999% sure that I, like most of you reading this probably, realized, the first time seeing this, around the age of 5 or 6, that I was into smokin' hot babes.

This chick was a flame thrower, by eighties, or today's standards. And Clark Griswold had her eating out of the palm of his hand.

I think we can all agree that if he wasn't tied down in the Chicago suburbs with his also very hot wife and two snot-nosed, ungrateful kids, he woulda had her in the folded-down backseat of his woody station wagon come her next smoke break.

Here's hoping that everybody venturing out to finish last-minute shopping this weekend encounters the same.

Pour some egg nog out for Clark today.

Have an incredible holiday everybody. Merry Christmas!

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