Emily Ratajkowski and Zac Efron Starring In a Movie Together Might Melt the Screen
Here’s news- some genius casted Emily Ratajkowski and Zac Efron together in a movie. That’s the smartest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It’s about some EDM DJ who…who cares. Who fucking cares what it’s about? If they aren’t both shirtless for minimum 60% of the movie, what a waste. In fact, why did they even bother with the EDM DJ story at all? I can hit play on my computer too. What I can’t do is look as good as Zac Efron. Why didn’t they just make this entire movie a sex tape? When you look as good as Efron and look as good as Ratajkowski you shouldn’t be trying to win Oscars or try to become a leading lady in films. Did you see Gone Girl? Perfect role for Ratajkowski. Tits here, there, everywhere. Stole the show. Hats off to the geniuses that keep casting her in movies, but let’s not reinvent the wheel here. I’m not going to a McDonalds for a salad and I’m not watching a EmRat movie for dialogue.
PS: Really though, these two need to fuck and let us see it. It’d be the modern day Mona Lisa. Like, you wouldn’t even jerk off to it. You’d gather the family around and watch it as a form of art. Your children would study it in school. A masterpiece.
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