Presidential Hopeful Deez Nuts Continues To Hang Around, Now Polling At 9% In North Carolina
ABC11- The new PPP poll revealed independent candidate Deez Nuts is polling at 9 percent in the Tar Heel state. Running as an independent from Wallingford, Iowa; population 197, Deez Nuts has gone viral and has a large fan base. The poll done in July showed Trump leading the Republican field at 16 percent. The newest survey of N.C. shows Trump has risen steeply to 24 percent, while all others are lagging behind. Ben Carson is Trump’s biggest competition right now in North Carolina, polling at 14 percent. According to PPP, Trump leads the GOP with moderates, ‘somewhat conservative voters,’ ‘very conservative voters,’ men, women, middle-aged voters, younger voters, and seniors. Jeb Bush is polling at 13 percent, Ted Cruz at ten percent, Mark Rubio at nine percent, and six percent each for Carly Fiorina, Mike Huckabee, and Scott Walker.
YES! That’s what I’m fucking talking about, America. Deez Nuts just wont’t go away. Grass roots movement through and through. It was supposedly a joke at first when Deez Nuts from Iowa threw his hat in the presidential ring then Nuts started polling at 8% in Minnesota and now he’s polling at 9% in North Carolina. If he keeps this up there’s no telling where it could go. It’s only going to be matter of time before the internet elects a US president. A person who starts out as a viral sensation and becomes the most powerful person in the world. Everything is trending in the internet’s direction. 10 newspapers closed up shop as I was writing this blog. Amazon just became worth more than Wal Mart. It’s time the internet elects it’s first US president and who better than Deez Nuts? There is nobody better. When’s the next debate? We need Deez Nuts at the next one. I need him up there trading haymakers with Trump and Bush. Dragging his balls all over the place. It doesn’t matter that they use some rankings to pick who gets to be in debates and Nuts won’t be on it. I don’t care if Deez Nuts shows up unannounced to the debate. Just get him there.
#NominateNuts