Bold Strategy: The Hawks Are Trying To Get Their Fans All Horny So They Become Interested In The NBA In-Season Tournament

I, uh, yeah, this is one way to promote the in-season tournament. Hey, anything for eyeballs, we're in the content business it's how it works. But this is creeping me out. OnlyFans is supposed to be for people trying to make money and sometimes pageviews. It's also the basis for the hottest podcast around. 

Pretty sure by rules here, Glenny has to interview the Atlanta Hawk mascot. Here's my complaint besides seeing the Hawk trying to get me horny. You're Atlanta! It's got strip clubs all over the place. It's so famous for strip clubs that you can get suspended from the NBA bubble for going there to get some wings. Spice it up a little. If you're going to lean into the OnlyFans promo get an Atlanta star in there with the Hawk. 

I gotta be honest I don't mind the in-season tournament. There are two big problems though. They tried marketing it by relating it to soccer. You can't do that. It's essentially like the Maui Invitational or Battle 4 Atlantis or something like that. People go crazy for those events. I mean just call it something better than the in-season tournament and you have interest. Those games in Maui count toward the regular season, just like this. The second problem is setting it up east vs west. We already have that! Give me matchups we only get twice a year or something. Tweak it a little and the NBA might be onto something. 

Good luck getting the image of the Atlanta Hawk caressing his body out of your mind though. Mascots are weird enough with their gigantic heads now we got them trying to be all sexy. Gross.